“Waverly and June have been friends and rivals since early childhood. Growing up, their mothers were in the habit of comparing the two girls’ accomplishments in ruthless public bragging competitions, so the daughters were constantly under pressure to measure up to one another. Now they’re grown up and Waverly’s become some sort of sexy 90s business professional while June is this chirpy, turtleneck-wearing freelance writer with side bangs. The two moms and their daughters have just sat down to a nice crab dinner when Waverly insults some freelance work that June did for her company, saying it lacks sophistication and style. The girls argue until June’s mom steps in and just completely stabs the shit out of her daughter’s back:
Suyuan: True, cannot teach style. June not like Waverly. Must be born this way.
Later, while June and Suyuan are cleaning up from the dinner party, June confronts her mother about her lofty expectations and perpetual disappointment. Mom fires back with one glorious doozy of a monologue referred to in film circles as the “crab quality speech.” Let’s listen in:
June: Every time you hope for something I can’t deliver, it hurts. And no matter what you hope for, I’ll never be more than what I am. And you never see that—what I really am.
Suyuan: June, since your baby time, I wear this next to my heart. Now you wear next to yours. It will help you know I see you. I see you. That bad crab, only you tried to take it. Everybody else want best quality. You, you thinking different. Waverly took best quality crab, you took worst, because you have best quality heart. You have style no one can teach. Must be born this way. I see you.”